Eternity is SO big.

No, bigger than that.

This may seem a bit like a part of the "Hitchhiker's Guide", but did I mention eternity is Big?

This conference call may seem long; heck, this week has been DRAGGING ON, and even though sometimes it seems like I was in college "only yesterday", nothing in my experience can be used to measure ETERNITY.

I get to be with God for eternity.

I'd better like Him, or that would be Hell.